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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Just shared via Messenger:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Live now on WeChat:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Breaking via Reddit:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Spotted on Snapchat:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Trending via Twitch:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Spotted on Threads:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Seen just now on Twitch:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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42 shares on Facebook this month:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

83 shares on X this month:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Spotted on YouTube:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Trending via Discord:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Spotted on Snapchat:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

Spotted on Instagram:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Shared recently on X:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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