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Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Making waves on Facebook:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Making waves on YouTube:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Going viral on Slack:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Just landed via Twitch:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Going bananas on Twitch:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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81 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

96 shares on Threads this month:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

10 shares on Threads this month:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Trending via Discord:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Spotted on X:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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