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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Reported on Facebook:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Going viral on Twitch:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Spotted on TikTok:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Trending via Instagram:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Going viral on Reddit:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Seen just now on X:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Trending via Snapchat:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Making waves on Messenger:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Trending via Messenger:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Reported on Facebook:

Having a job ruined my life.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Just landed via Twitch:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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