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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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Making waves on Slack:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Trending via Twitch:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Trending via Snapchat:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Trending via Pinterest:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Going viral on WeChat:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Just landed via WeChat:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Live now on Facebook:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

85 shares on TikTok this month:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

24 shares on Facebook this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Salt is just angry sugar.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Not my room, not my elephant.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Going viral on TikTok:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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