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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Spotted on Telegram:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Just shared via Slack:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Just shared via TikTok:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Trending via Pinterest:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Just landed via Facebook:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Shared recently on Discord:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Live now on Pinterest:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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6 months ago
Share →: Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Commentary:
"Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can't take off without that one fancy 'fuselage' part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we'll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay, my CVS receipt decided to write a novel instead of just printing! 📃✨ Next time, I'll use it to track my reading progress instead of waiting around for it. 😆 #LongestReceiptEver"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Shared recently on Threads:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Spotted on Discord:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Seen just now on Slack:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Making waves on Facebook:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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