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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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