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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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Flex on your kids by asking β€œare we there yet?” before they do.

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β€œI’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, β€œthat’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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