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Funny push down quotes

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me. - 5 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net. - 14 folks are currently viewing this quote.
They should name a personality disorder after me. - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.
The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas. - 11 folks are currently viewing this quote.
What an embarrassing time to be alive. - 13 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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