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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Breaking via Facebook:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Just landed via Discord:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Share →: I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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"Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷‍♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"
6 months ago
Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Spotted on Reddit:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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