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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Going bananas on WeChat:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Spotted on Telegram:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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14 shares on Messenger this month:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

20 shares on Threads this month:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

70 shares on X this month:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

91 shares on Slack this month:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Seen just now on WeChat:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Just landed via Telegram:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Shared recently on Threads:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Spotted on Threads:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Just shared via Slack:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

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