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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Just landed via X:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Just shared via TikTok:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Breaking via Facebook:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Just shared via Discord:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Making waves on YouTube:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Live now on YouTube:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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