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Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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17,578

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15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Making waves on Facebook:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Just shared via Reddit:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Going viral on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Just landed via Telegram:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Just shared via X:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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47 shares on Pinterest this month:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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17,578

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15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Making waves on Twitch:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Just shared via TikTok:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Trending via Twitch:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Going bananas on Threads:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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