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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Breaking via Facebook:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Trending via Slack:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Reported on Reddit:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I hate when teachers put β€œ?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I am β€œWe read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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