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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Sane is boring.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,521

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Live now on LinkedIn:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Just landed via Discord:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Going viral on Instagram:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Trending via Facebook:

I am thick and tired.

Live now on X:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Going viral on WeChat:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

I drive like I’m immortal.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

54 shares on Discord this month:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

100 shares on Facebook this month:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

35 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,525

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Spotted on Discord:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Just landed via Snapchat:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Spotted on WeChat:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Broadcasted on Slack:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Going viral on TikTok:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Trending via Snapchat:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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