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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Just landed via Instagram:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Trending via Threads:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Making waves on X:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Reported on Threads:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Reported on Messenger:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Just landed via Telegram:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Reported on Snapchat:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Just shared via Threads:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Going viral on YouTube:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Making waves on Reddit:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Just shared via Twitch:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Just shared via WeChat:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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