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Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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Making waves on WeChat:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Breaking via Telegram:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

Making waves on Reddit:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

32 shares on Discord this month:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

97 shares on X this month:

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Just shared via Instagram:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Just landed via Snapchat:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Going viral on Threads:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Making waves on Twitch:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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