Funny rehab quotes

• By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, cartoon, food, humor, man, Popeye, rehab, sailor, spinach, time

• Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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  2 months ago

  amy, Amy Winehouse, denial, fun, good, humor, morning, rehab, winehouse

• Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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  4 months ago

  addiction, addiction recovery, caught, colada, getting, great, humor, meet, meet people, people, piña, piña colada, place, rain, recovery, reference, rehab, socializing, song, song reference

• Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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  5 months ago

  asking, awkwardness, extrovert, friend, humor, interaction, introvert, personality, rehab, social, social interaction, try

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