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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Trending via Instagram:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Going bananas on Instagram:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Going viral on Slack:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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50 shares on Discord this month:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

86 shares on Slack this month:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Trending via WeChat:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Breaking via Discord:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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