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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,505

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Making waves on Threads:

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Making waves on Messenger:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

Trending via Instagram:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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90 shares on Messenger this month:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

61 shares on X this month:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

72 shares on X this month:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,287

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Making waves on Threads:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Just landed via Instagram:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Shared recently on Slack:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Trending via Discord:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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