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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Going viral on YouTube:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Going viral on Reddit:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Shared recently on X:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Going viral on YouTube:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Trending via Pinterest:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Just shared via Telegram:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Spotted on TikTok:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Funny rescheduling quotes are the perfect way to lighten up those awkward moments when plans change last minute! 😂 Whether you’re juggling busy schedules or just need a good laugh about delays ⏰, these witty lines turn rescheduling into pure comedy gold. Ready to embrace the art of postponing with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious reminders that sometimes, life’s best plans come fashionably late! 🎉📅

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Going viral on TikTok:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Spotted on Discord:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Making waves on Telegram:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Making waves on Messenger:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Just landed via Telegram:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Making waves on WeChat:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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