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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Live now on Messenger:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Breaking via Reddit:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Trending via TikTok:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Live now on Messenger:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on WeChat this month:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

12 shares on Discord this month:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Just shared via Twitch:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Trending via Discord:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Trending via Discord:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Making waves on Messenger:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Just shared via Messenger:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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