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Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Spotted on Facebook:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Going viral on Instagram:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Breaking via Instagram:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Live now on Discord:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Going viral on Reddit:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Going viral on TikTok:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Live now on Reddit:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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59 shares on Threads this month:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

82 shares on Twitch this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Twitch:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Just landed via TikTok:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Going viral on Telegram:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Trending via X:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Live now on Reddit:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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