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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Just shared via Reddit:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Making waves on Facebook:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Funny resourcefulness quotes bring a burst of laughter and cleverness to everyday challenges 🤹‍♂️💡 When life throws curveballs, a witty twist on problem-solving keeps us smiling and inspired 😄🔧 Whether you’re MacGyver-ing your way through chaos or just need a chuckle, these gems remind us creativity and humor go hand in hand 🎉✨ Get ready to laugh and think outside the box! 📦😂

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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Spotted on YouTube:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Spotted on Slack:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Spotted on X:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Just landed via Reddit:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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