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Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on Twitch:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Shared recently on Threads:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Going viral on X:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Going viral on Threads:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

25 shares on X this month:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,361

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Live now on WeChat:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Shared recently on Slack:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Just shared via Pinterest:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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