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Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Just landed via Discord:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Going bananas on Discord:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Spotted on Slack:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Just landed via TikTok:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Just shared via Threads:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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69 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

68 shares on Slack this month:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Oh good. Another day.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Spreading quickly via X:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Breaking via YouTube:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Going viral on X:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Trending via YouTube:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Making waves on Discord:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Spotted on X:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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