Funny ringing phone quotes

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.