Funny Robert quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

  Commentary:
  "Robert De Niro's facial expressions are so potent, they could clear a room faster than a nasty fart! 💨😆 #StinkFaceMaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

  Commentary:
  "Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname." 🤣 Sounds like Robert is just reinventing himself with fancy aliases! Bobbing and weaving through life with a touch of sophistication. 🕺 #NicknamesGalore #IdentityCrisis

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