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Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,582

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Live now on Reddit:

I only drink when I people.

Going bananas on Discord:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Spotted on YouTube:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Going viral on Reddit:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Seen just now on Threads:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Spotted on Reddit:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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32 shares on TikTok this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

76 shares on Threads this month:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

55 shares on Slack this month:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,395

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Just landed via Reddit:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Making waves on Messenger:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Just landed via Slack:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Breaking via X:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Spotted on Twitch:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Just landed via Twitch:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Breaking via Twitch:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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