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Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Trending via Reddit:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Just shared via WeChat:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Trending via Instagram:

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Breaking via Instagram:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Live now on Slack:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Just shared via Facebook:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

99 shares on Slack this month:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Just shared via Slack:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Shared recently on X:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Trending via Reddit:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Spotted on Twitch:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Just landed via Instagram:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Spotted on TikTok:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

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