Funny rock music quotes

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.