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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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Breaking via TikTok:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Just shared via Telegram:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Making waves on Instagram:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Seen just now on X:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Making waves on YouTube:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

11 shares on X this month:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Trending via Telegram:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Just shared via Discord:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Just shared via Telegram:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Just shared via Slack:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Just landed via Messenger:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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