Funny romantic humor quotes

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.