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Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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52 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

49 shares on Slack this month:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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