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I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Just shared via Discord:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Spotted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Going viral on Facebook:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Spotted on YouTube:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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74 shares on YouTube this month:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Going viral on Facebook:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Live now on Messenger:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Going viral on Telegram:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Live now on Discord:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Just shared via Reddit:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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