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Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Shared recently on Discord:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Making waves on TikTok:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Just shared via X:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Live now on YouTube:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Trending via Threads:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Trending via Instagram:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Going bananas on Messenger:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Going viral on Messenger:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Discord this month:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

50 shares on Threads this month:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

79 shares on X this month:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

77 shares on Slack this month:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

86 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Making waves on TikTok:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Just landed via YouTube:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Going viral on Messenger:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Just shared via X:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Making waves on Facebook:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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