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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Spotted on Facebook:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Going viral on Facebook:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Just landed via Facebook:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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36 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

92 shares on X this month:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

10 shares on TikTok this month:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Trending via Slack:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Making waves on Messenger:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Just landed via TikTok:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Just landed via Instagram:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Breaking via TikTok:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Live now on YouTube:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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