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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Just shared via Reddit:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Shared recently on Threads:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Going viral on Discord:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Freshly posted on X:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Making waves on Snapchat:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Just shared via Twitch:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Trending via Pinterest:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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