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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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97 shares on Threads this month:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

20 shares on Slack this month:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

24 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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