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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Seen just now on Discord:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Spotted on WeChat:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Making waves on Facebook:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Just landed via TikTok:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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