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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Live now on Messenger:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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