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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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My love language is being sent money.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Reported on WhatsApp:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Share →: Fifty shades of I miss you.

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Share →: 50 shades of single.

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Ah, the classic tale of a rainbow of options, all neatly encompassed in a single shade of solitude! 🌈😄 Embrace the freedom that comes with being the artist painting your own canvas of love and laughter! 💁‍♂️🎨 Who needs 50 shades when you're mastering the art of solo living like a pro? 😎 #SingleAndSlayingIt

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Breaking via Threads:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Spotted on Threads:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Breaking via X:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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