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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Seen just now on Threads:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Making waves on Twitch:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Trending via Messenger:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Reported on YouTube:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Reported on Telegram:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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