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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

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23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

88 shares on Slack this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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