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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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