Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,722

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Just landed via Discord:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Trending via YouTube:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Making waves on Reddit:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Funny solver quotes

New funny solver quotes 👇

All funny solver quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

89 shares on Discord this month:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

30 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

We need a slur for people that use AI.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,658

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Going viral on TikTok:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Breaking via Facebook:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴