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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Trending via Slack:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Just landed via Threads:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Freshly posted on X:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Just shared via Telegram:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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