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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Just landed via Slack:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Just shared via X:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Breaking via Reddit:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Reported on WeChat:

Being weird never goes out of style.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Just shared via X:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Just shared via Telegram:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Just shared via Reddit:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Making waves on Telegram:

Living la vida taco!

Spotted on Telegram:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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