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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Seen just now on Instagram:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Breaking via Pinterest:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Making waves on Discord:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Trending via Twitch:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Just shared via WeChat:

God saw you do that.

Just landed via Messenger:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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69 shares on Twitch this month:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

12 shares on Discord this month:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

19 shares on Discord this month:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

30 shares on Discord this month:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Making waves on TikTok:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Spotted on Reddit:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Trending via YouTube:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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