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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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