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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Live now on Facebook:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Just landed via Pinterest:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Going viral on WeChat:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Trending via YouTube:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Just landed via Threads:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Just shared via YouTube:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Just shared via Threads:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

75 shares on X this month:

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Absurdity is the spice of life.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Going viral on Twitch:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Spotted on Instagram:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Spotted on YouTube:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Making waves on X:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Going viral on Instagram:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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