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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Making waves on Slack:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Going bananas on Slack:

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Making waves on Reddit:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Shared recently on Slack:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Live now on X:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Spotted on Messenger:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Making waves on Discord:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Going bananas on Threads:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Just landed via Threads:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Making waves on YouTube:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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