Funny straw quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My last straw is way longer than I thought.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

  Commentary:
  "Drinking through a straw is like snorkeling's evil twin – one brings you refreshment, the other brings you face-first into your drink! 🥤🤿 #StrawVsSnorkel"

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