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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Just landed via WeChat:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Just shared via X:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Just landed via Slack:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Breaking via X:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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