Commentary:
"Who needs spider silk when you've got the power of dumb luck and questionable decisions on your side? 🕷️💥🤪 #RadiationForTheWin"
Commentary:
"Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone's gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let's unleash those superpowers already – I'm ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸♂️🦸♀️"