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Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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42 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,311

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,311

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Trending via Discord:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Just shared via Reddit:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Just landed via WeChat:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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30 shares on YouTube this month:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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42 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,311

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,311

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

Sane is boring.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Making waves on Facebook:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Just shared via Threads:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Just landed via Messenger:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Just shared via Telegram:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Trending via Reddit:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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