I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Commentary:
"Who needs spider silk when you've got the power of dumb luck and questionable decisions on your side? 🕷️💥🤪 #RadiationForTheWin"

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Commentary:
"Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone's gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let's unleash those superpowers already – I'm ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️"