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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Breaking via Instagram:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Shared recently on Slack:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Seen just now on Threads:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Going viral on Discord:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Going viral on Telegram:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Reported on Instagram:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Breaking via Slack:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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