Funny survivor quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the tracks of your mind took an unexpected detour! 🚂💭 Hold on tight, next stop: Chaos Junction! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

  Commentary:
  "Seatbelt? Check. Prayers? Double check. 🙏 Hold on tight, folks – we're in for a wild ride with the sisterly speedster at the wheel! 🚗💨 #SurvivorModeActivated"

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