Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes

Home
Mix
Random

Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes

Home
Mix
Random

procrastination

Funny survivor quotes

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Search for:

Funny Quotes Info 👈

Wordgag serves you funny quotes nonstop. Updated regularly. 😎

All funny quotes and images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes. 😉✌️

Random Funny Quotes

Advertisement

Social Media Stars ⭐️

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice. - 96 shares on Facebook this week.
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. - 73 shares on WhatsApp this week.
If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit. - 68 shares on Facebook this week.
Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority. - 42 shares on Threads this week.
All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people. - 13 shares on Threads this week.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

8,280 funny quotes and pics

11,571 funny quotes topics

Updated: Mar 9, 2025

Trending Funny Quotes 🔥

After 25, you’re pretty much 30. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now? - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now. - 2 folks are currently viewing this quote.
My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me. - 4 folks are currently viewing this quote.

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

activity communication day family food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work

Disclaimer
Privacy
Terms & Conditions

© Wordgag 2025. All rights reserved.