Funny sword forging quotes

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.