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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Going viral on Telegram:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Trending via TikTok:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Trending via Threads:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Just landed via Discord:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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83 shares on YouTube this month:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

49 shares on Messenger this month:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Going viral on Instagram:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Making waves on YouTube:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Going viral on WeChat:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Shared recently on Slack:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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