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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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