You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Commentary:
Oh, you mean the art of doing multiple things at once and none of them well? 🤔🤣 It's the ultimate skill in appearing productive while secretly being a chaotic mess! 💼🔄 #MultitaskingMaster

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic productivity hack of scheduling procrastination 😉📜 Who hasn't fallen into the endless scroll trap instead of ticking off tasks? Maybe we should add 'scrolling champion' to our resume! 🏅 #ProductivityGoals"