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  • People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

    Commentary:
    "Watching people bounce around all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in the morning like they just popped out of a Teletubby episode 🌞🤪 Let's face it, not all of us are cut out for that level of morning cheerfulness. Some of us need a little more coffee and a lot more snooze button before we're ready to tackle the day 😴☕️ Just call us the Not-So-Bright-Eyed and Definitely Not-Bushy-T

  • We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

    Commentary:
    Looks like Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po just got laid off 😂👔 #CorporateNoFun