Funny thick quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

  Commentary:
  🌵 "I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns." 🌍

  Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am thick and tired.

  Commentary:
  "Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, I see you have a penchant for unique preferences! 🤓😂 Perhaps you should stick to admiring your women and glasses separately, just to be safe! 👓😉"

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