Funny thick quotes

I don't need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am thick and tired.

I am thick and tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025