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Funny thick quotes

  • I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

    Commentary:
    🌵 “I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.” 🌍

    Well said! Who needs a thick skin when you can just trim back those prickly thorns, right? Maybe we should send a memo to Mother Nature to work on her landscaping skills! 😉🌿 #ThornsBeGone

  • I am thick and tired.

    Commentary:
    “Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄”

  • I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

    Commentary:
    “Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems”

  • I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, I see you have a penchant for unique preferences! 🤓😂 Perhaps you should stick to admiring your women and glasses separately, just to be safe! 👓😉”

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