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Funny thick quotes are here to spice up your day with laughter and a little extra sass! πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you’re celebrating curves or just love a clever twist on words, these playful gems will have you smiling in no time. Ready for some witty vibes and cheeky humor? Let’s dive into the world of unforgettable one-liners that embrace confidence and fun! πŸ’ƒπŸ”₯ #StayFunny #ThickAndProud

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I am thick and tired.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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